AI, BB & A Little Something Extra

At least this week, AI started at 9pm and BB at 10pm. Unfortunately, one of my little monsters had too long a nap yesterday and I didn't get him to sleep until almost 9:30, so I missed the first few singers. No big loss on my part, as far as I can tell. (I watched the recap)

I was wrong about one of my predictions last week, b/c Dylan from 90210 is still there. I should have known, I guess; he's a little too pretty to have been voted off the first night (assuming "late-90s prep with falsetto" is attractive to you).

Chikezie (the black guy) - Blah blah blah. No idea what he sang, even though I watched it. Boring.

Danny N. (the little gay dude)- Actually, I thought he was quite good last night, but he's not one of my favorites.

David A. (the little cute dude)- He really is an awesome singer. I think he might just win the whole thing.

David C. (the legit rocker)- I thought he was really good, but my favorite part was his video about being a "word nerd". I love word nerds! Any guy who can sing well, play the guitar, AND use the word "ostentatious" correctly...well that's sexy guy in my books. Even if he's not quite as good (or nearly as cute) as Chris Daughtry.

David H. (the Mexican guy) - This guy can sing, and he's got great stage presence, but I don't know....not my style I guess. Not that I want him to go home, but I think he'll soon become very dispensible.

Jason C. (dreadlocks) - I didn't see him sing, but from the recap it seemed like he picked a crappy song, and I'm sure the judges must have given him some flack for it. Still, he's pretty good, and with those dirty things hanging off the back of his head, he's not going anywhere anytime soon. Chicks dig those dreads. Ew.

Jason Y. (pretty boy) - LMAO, my god I wish he'd just come out of the closet, b/c that case of gay face is getting more and more serious all the time. He wasn't making the case for hetero any more believable by wearing that Wayne Newton costume and doing the Carlton Banks dance, either. I'm sure he'd make a fortune on a cruise ship, but I don't think he's suited for AI.

Luke M. (90210 guy)- I didn't see him sing, but the recap looked bleak. Boring.

Michael J. (the alternative guy) - I didn't see him sing either, but his Fleetwood Mac cover fell very flat (and sometimes sharp) if the recap was any indication. I still like him, though. I can't help it. He's Australian.

Robbie C. (the rocker wannabe)- Ya right. You're about as hard core as Sharon, Lois & Bram. Give it up buddy, you're one rocker too many, cause David C. is better and more authentic.

I won't make a prediction, since I didn't see everyone sing and didn't hear the judges comments. But if it were just based on charisma, I'd say 90210 guy and fake rocker dude should go.

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Now, as for Big Brother, even high drama isn't making this season as good as others.
I wish wish wish I had the live feeds (though I'll never actually pay for it), b/c that's where all the action happens. Case in point: there was a big pool orgy the other night. I kid you not. Amanda, Allison & the old broad weren't involved, but the other 3 (Carol, Chelsia, & Natalie) put on quite a show I guess. They were stripping, making out with all the guys (and each other), and other assorted behavior that I won't repeat. How scandalous. *yawn*

Then there was all the medical drama. Now, not to downplay the seriousness of an allergic reaction, but I had to laugh a little bit. First of all, there was a nurse there and both girls were alert and feeling better within minutes, certainly by the time the ambulance got there. The best part was how they all went from hating each other to being "family" as soon as there was a bit of crisis. I'm sorry, but being cooped up in that house must be taking it's toll on those people. It was an allergic reaction people, nobody severed a limb!! They'll be fine!! Jeez.

Anyway, Alex is still boring, and Amanda still has a horse face, hypoglycemic or not. And what's with the "Bueno" thing? She says it every 2 minutes and she doesn't even use it properly in a sentence. I learned everything I know about Spanish from Dora the Explorer, and even I know that "Bueno" doesn't mean "hello" or "goodbye" or any of the other 10 things she uses it for. I think her seizures came at a good time, since her "episode" will probably prevent people from voting her out of the house.

I thought I was going to hate Matt, but he's turned out to be one of my favorites. Unfortunately, there's a really good chance he's going home this week. What will Natalie do without the BB house?? She won't have anywhere to parade around naked and sleep with strangers! Oh wait, I'm sure she has a place at home earmarked for that already. Nice boobies though.

That old broad (I can never remember her name) is bipolar, did you see her flip out over nothing last night? And the way she had Matt cornered in that pantry closet was really uncomfortable, you could tell he wanted to bolt. I have no idea what she was flipping out for, since that Allison chick didn't specifically do anything. I think she's just so bored and left out that she needs to create drama to get noticed. Whatever, she's got a brutal gobble-gobble going on under her chin, especially for a "former model". I'd almost feel bad for her partner Igor (or whatever his name is), but I can't feel bad for someone that ugly and deformed and weird looking.

I have a secret. Well, maybe it's not a secret anymore, but I might be able to enlighten someone. James is a gay porn star. I'm not joking, I've seen it myself. He must be bi, since he was making out with Chelsia, but either way, at least he has something to fall back on if this BB thing doesn't work out.

I like Ryan & Allison, and I'd love to see them start sleeping together, if for no other reason, to know that Jen is somewhere watching and fuming. Did you notice since Jen left the house that Allison has started wearing makeup? Oh ya baby, she's making her move.

Anyway, we'll see what happens tonight.

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One last note.....does anyone watch "Girlicious"? The new Pussycat Dolls show? I have. Not b/c I would ever turn it on myself, but I DO live with Joey MacDonald, and there ARE a bunch of half-naked girls with smoking hot bodies running around, so it was kind of inevitable that he'd turn it on at some point. I don't really understand why Robin Antin (the PCD creator...you know, the poster girl for cosmetic surgery gone terribly wrong) would have ANOTHER girl-group show, since the girl who won last year isn't even in the PCD. At least I haven't seen her, and neither has Joey, and we've been looking.

Anyway, I just wanted to comment on the dancing. I think Antin should get a trademark on the move that I call "Sexy Robaxacet". You know the one I mean? Where the girl is bent over like her back went out on her, and then she rubs her ass? There are only about 5 dance moves in their choreography, but each group does them in a different order, so it looks like a different dance. There's "Sexy Robaxacet", the "I'm Trying to Whip Someone With My Hair" toss, the exaggerated runway model walk, the "Slowly Wiping Crumbs Off My Shirt" boob grope, and the "Really Bad Turrets Syndrome" head jerk. It's hilarious. Not my favorite show (unless I want to inflict myself with a bad inferiority complex), but it's good for a laugh.

Until tomorrow....